To see light look at suns, to see love look at moon, to see beauty look at nature, to see hope look at future. But to see all of these mirror believe in your self.

I am thinking I am disturbing you. Sorry this is my last message and I will not message you any more good bye. Never expect that from me, I born to disturb you.

When i was studying LKG in school sir: asked me i have four apples how can i divide it among five children i answered kill one child.

This has been declared as the world's most difficult tongue twister;" the sixth six sheikh's sixth sheep is sick'... Try it...

Some one asked me about your age I said the way you dress-19 the way you speak-18 the way you walk-17 for your beauty-16 and totally you look 70 years what grandpa I am correct.

Cool definition collage: a place were dad pays & sons play, semester: seasonable wars, arrear: show the interest in a subject, love: hunter traps in deer's net.

I love “u” seriously I love “u” I don’t know how it happened to me but I love “u” not only “u” I love “v” “w” “x” and all the letter.

What is education? Wasting quarter part of life to learn how to waste balance part of life.

Importance of thumb child uses it for chewing illiterate people use it for sign winners for victory and my fans are using it for reading my msg.

Why do girls look beautiful? Its real or false.. Girls look beautiful because of just boy’s imaginations.

Worries are like birds let them fly over you but don’t let them build a nest in you life is a precious gift let not worries eat you.

Reynolds-The pen of India Margo-The soap of India Amul-The taste of India You-The waste of India Sender-Star of India.

Next generation child will sing in school twinkle twinkle little star i just went to royal bar whisky rates are up so high so drink beer with chicken fry.

A good friend is one who comes to hospital with flower and goes but a true friend sits next to you and says nurse super da.

Eyes: to look at you hand: to pray for you mind: to remember you heart: to care for you and legs: to kick you.

Teacher all of you write your lover name in paper after 2 min boys finished teacher after 10 min girls additional paper mam.

Sometimes i forget to ask how are you sometimes i even miss to say hi but it doesn't means that i forget you i am just "lazy like you"

A friend gives "love" a good friend gives "protection" a best friend fives "life" but a real friend gives figure cell number.

If you tell me what's in my bag i will give you some of the eggs from my bag also i you tell how many are there i will give all the eight hmmm.. give me a clue.

A women had eight son all named peter. On asking how she managed to call one in particular, she answered: that’s easy, I call them by their initials.

A British invested 2 lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do you know what the business was? He opened a saloon in Punjab.